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+# The MochaMod Manifesto
+## A Philosophical Treatise on the Installation of Minecraft Mods
+
+---
+
+> *"To install a mod is to install a dream."*
+> — Sun Tzu, probably
+
+---
+
+## Preamble
+
+We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all mods are created equal, that they are endowed by their developers with certain unalienable Features, that among these are Gravity, Fancy Biomes, and the Pursuit of Endermen.
+
+When in the course of Minecraft events it becomes necessary for a player to dissolve the vanilla bands which have connected them to the base game, a decent respect for the opinions of the server requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the installation.
+
+---
+
+## Article I: On the Nature of the Mods Folder
+
+The `.minecraft/mods` folder is not merely a directory. It is a *sanctuary*. A *cathedral* of `.jar` files. Each mod a pilgrim. Each pilgrim seeking purpose.
+
+Do not enter this folder lightly.
+
+Do not enter this folder with a heart full of doubt.
+
+Enter this folder only with MochaMod Loader and the knowledge that you are doing the right thing.
+
+---
+
+## Article II: On the Burden of the User
+
+The user who clicks "Replace Mod Folder" bears a great and terrible responsibility. They are not merely moving files. They are:
+
+- Killing the old world
+- Birthing the new world
+- Becoming, in some small way, a god of `.jar` files
+
+This is why there is a warning dialog. The warning dialog is not just a UX decision. It is a **moral checkpoint**.
+
+---
+
+## Article III: On Platform Compatibility
+
+Windows users: You are supported.
+macOS users: You are supported, and we see you. We see your courage.
+Linux users: You are supported. You probably didn't need this tool anyway. You figured it out with a shell script in 1997.
+Other OS users: We cannot help you. But we respect your commitment to the bit.
+
+---
+
+## Article IV: The Seven Pillars of Mod Installation
+
+1. **Clarity** — Know which folder you are selecting.
+2. **Courage** — Click OK on the warning dialog.
+3. **Patience** — Let the copy operation finish.
+4. **Wisdom** — Do not install 400 mods and wonder why your game crashes.
+5. **Humility** — Acknowledge that OptiFine may or may not work.
+6. **Hope** — That Forge and Fabric will one day be unified.
+7. **Acceptance** — That they will not.
+
+---
+
+## Article V: A Haiku
+
+```
+mods folder replaced
+one hundred and twelve .jar files
+game crashes on load
+```
+
+---
+
+## Article VI: Frequently Asked Philosophical Questions
+
+**Q: If a mod is installed and no one is online to see it, does it make a sound?**
+A: Yes. It makes the sound of the game loading for 4 minutes.
+
+**Q: Is it ethical to delete someone else's mods folder?**
+A: This software does not facilitate this. Please reflect on why you asked.
+
+**Q: What is the meaning of version 1.5.2?**
+A: It means we have been here before. We have made mistakes. We have grown. We are version 1.5.2.
+
+---
+
+## Conclusion
+
+MochaMod Loader was made for friends. That is enough. That is everything.
+
+In a world of enterprise software, of SaaS dashboards and quarterly roadmaps, there exists a small Python script with a tkinter GUI that just... moves some files into your `.minecraft/mods` folder.
+
+And it is beautiful.
+
+---
+
+*This manifesto was written in one sitting and should not be taken seriously under any circumstances, including legal ones.*
+
+*MochaMod Loader is not responsible for any existential crises triggered by this document.*