From e98cc393dd1d34fee5333338b89160cfed4c0aa6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Francesco Sardone <francesco@airscript.it>
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 2026 22:56:54 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] feat: add mateo's category

---
 data/lgtm.json     | 1567 ++++++++++----------------------------------
 src/lib/content.ts |    2 +
 src/lib/lgtm.ts    |    1 +
 3 files changed, 336 insertions(+), 1234 deletions(-)

diff --git a/data/lgtm.json b/data/lgtm.json
index 3cfa2f0..c758636 100644
--- a/data/lgtm.json
+++ b/data/lgtm.json
@@ -4,11 +4,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Good To Me",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "The original, the classic. The one that started it all.",
-    "tags": [
-      "original",
-      "classic",
-      "code-review"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["original", "classic", "code-review"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-01",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -17,11 +13,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Go To McDonald's",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "The ideal response to any PR opened right before lunch.",
-    "tags": [
-      "food",
-      "lunch",
-      "relatable"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["food", "lunch", "relatable"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-02",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -30,10 +22,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Great, Totally Merged",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "You didn't read it. Nobody reads it. It's fine.",
-    "tags": [
-      "code-review",
-      "honest"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["code-review", "honest"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-03",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -42,10 +31,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Generate Technical Mess",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "Approved, but with a knowing sigh.",
-    "tags": [
-      "tech-debt",
-      "sarcasm"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["tech-debt", "sarcasm"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-04",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -54,11 +40,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lord, Give This Mercy",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "When the code is so bad that only divine intervention will save it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "prayer",
-      "desperate",
-      "legacy-code"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["prayer", "desperate", "legacy-code"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-05",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -67,10 +49,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Gay To Me",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "A playful reinterpretation used humorously.",
-    "tags": [
-      "humor",
-      "meme"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["humor", "meme"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-06",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -79,10 +58,7 @@
     "meaning": "Literally Going To Merge",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "No notes. Just vibes. Shipping it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "shipping",
-      "bold"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["shipping", "bold"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-07",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -91,10 +67,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Get This Money",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Business-driven development at its finest.",
-    "tags": [
-      "hustle",
-      "startup"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["hustle", "startup"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-08",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -103,11 +76,7 @@
     "meaning": "Love Grows Through Merging",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "A beautiful metaphor for collaboration and teamwork.",
-    "tags": [
-      "teamwork",
-      "collaboration",
-      "love"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["teamwork", "collaboration", "love"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-09",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -116,11 +85,7 @@
     "meaning": "Large Gorilla Typing Madly",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "An accurate description of how most code gets written.",
-    "tags": [
-      "meme",
-      "relatable",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["meme", "relatable", "chaos"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-10",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -129,10 +94,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let God Take Mercy",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "Spiritual approval for a PR you don't fully understand.",
-    "tags": [
-      "existential",
-      "approval"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["existential", "approval"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-11",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -141,11 +103,7 @@
     "meaning": "Legends Generally Trust Merges",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "Only the most senior engineers know this truth.",
-    "tags": [
-      "senior",
-      "wisdom",
-      "trust"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["senior", "wisdom", "trust"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-12",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -154,11 +112,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Good To Machines",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "CI passed. That's basically the same as a human review, right?",
-    "tags": [
-      "ci",
-      "automation",
-      "lazy"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["ci", "automation", "lazy"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-13",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -167,11 +121,7 @@
     "meaning": "Local Git Totally Munged",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Your local environment is a crime scene, but ship it anyway.",
-    "tags": [
-      "git",
-      "disaster",
-      "relatable"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["git", "disaster", "relatable"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-14",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -180,11 +130,7 @@
     "meaning": "Leave Garbage To Maintainer",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "Time-honored tradition in open source.",
-    "tags": [
-      "open-source",
-      "tech-debt",
-      "maintainer"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["open-source", "tech-debt", "maintainer"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-15",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -193,11 +139,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Great To Management",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "Management approved it in a deck. The engineers weep.",
-    "tags": [
-      "management",
-      "corporate",
-      "slide-deck"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["management", "corporate", "slide-deck"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-16",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -206,11 +148,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Goffredo To Me",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "An homage to the one and only Goffredo, the legend who first contributed to this project.",
-    "tags": [
-      "style",
-      "legend",
-      "talent"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["style", "legend", "talent"],
     "created_at": "1998-09-17",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -219,11 +157,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lukewarm Glance, Then Merge",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "The most honest description of async code review.",
-    "tags": [
-      "code-review",
-      "honest",
-      "async"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["code-review", "honest", "async"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-18",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -232,10 +166,7 @@
     "meaning": "Life Gets Truly Messy",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "Not strictly a code review term, but applicable.",
-    "tags": [
-      "life",
-      "philosophy"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["life", "philosophy"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-19",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -244,11 +175,7 @@
     "meaning": "Linting Good, Tests Missing",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "The code style is immaculate. The test coverage is zero.",
-    "tags": [
-      "testing",
-      "linting",
-      "irony"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["testing", "linting", "irony"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-20",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -257,10 +184,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lots Of Gibberish To Me",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "Honesty unlocked.",
-    "tags": [
-      "honesty",
-      "confusion"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["honesty", "confusion"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-21",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -269,11 +193,7 @@
     "meaning": "Love, Genuinely, This Merge",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "When someone writes really beautiful code and you want them to know.",
-    "tags": [
-      "love",
-      "appreciation",
-      "quality"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["love", "appreciation", "quality"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-22",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -282,11 +202,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Go To Meetings",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "The corporate reflex. Problem solved via calendar invite.",
-    "tags": [
-      "meetings",
-      "corporate",
-      "agile"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["meetings", "corporate", "agile"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-23",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -295,11 +211,7 @@
     "meaning": "Line Got Too Many",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "That function is 800 lines. Nobody will say anything. LGTM.",
-    "tags": [
-      "code-quality",
-      "refactoring",
-      "denial"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["code-quality", "refactoring", "denial"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-24",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -308,11 +220,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Gnarly To Me",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "Surfboard not included. The code is still a wipeout.",
-    "tags": [
-      "surfing",
-      "gnarly",
-      "sarcasm"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["surfing", "gnarly", "sarcasm"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-25",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -321,11 +229,7 @@
     "meaning": "Launching Greatness Today, Maybe",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Optimism before the deploy. Chaos after.",
-    "tags": [
-      "deployment",
-      "optimism",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["deployment", "optimism", "chaos"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-26",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -334,11 +238,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lighting Gradually Turns Midnight",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "You've been debugging for six hours. The sun has set. LGTM.",
-    "tags": [
-      "late-night",
-      "debugging",
-      "burnout"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["late-night", "debugging", "burnout"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-27",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -347,11 +247,7 @@
     "meaning": "Loosely Glanced, Typed, Merged",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "A workflow embraced by more engineers than will admit it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "workflow",
-      "lazy",
-      "review"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["workflow", "lazy", "review"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-28",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -360,11 +256,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Go Touch Matplotlib",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "A rallying cry for data scientists who've touched the configs.",
-    "tags": [
-      "python",
-      "data-science",
-      "matplotlib"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["python", "data-science", "matplotlib"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-29",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -373,11 +265,7 @@
     "meaning": "Little Gremlin Typed Magnificently",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Best code is written in a chaotic fugue state. This is that.",
-    "tags": [
-      "chaos",
-      "gremlin",
-      "inspired"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["chaos", "gremlin", "inspired"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-30",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -386,11 +274,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looking Good, Team Mate",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "Pure encouragement. No notes. Just positivity.",
-    "tags": [
-      "encouragement",
-      "team",
-      "positive"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["encouragement", "team", "positive"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-01",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -399,11 +283,7 @@
     "meaning": "Logic Gone Totally Mad",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "The control flow is a fever dream. Approved.",
-    "tags": [
-      "logic",
-      "madness",
-      "complex"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["logic", "madness", "complex"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-02",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -412,11 +292,7 @@
     "meaning": "Legendary Giga-Tier Masterpiece",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Reserved for code so transcendent it breaks the rating scale.",
-    "tags": [
-      "legendary",
-      "masterpiece",
-      "hyperbole"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["legendary", "masterpiece", "hyperbole"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-03",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -425,11 +301,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let Go. To Merge.",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "A gentle reminder that perfection is the enemy of shipping.",
-    "tags": [
-      "shipping",
-      "letting-go",
-      "wisdom"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["shipping", "letting-go", "wisdom"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-04",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -438,11 +310,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lots Going Terribly Mainline",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "When the main branch is already on fire, one more won't hurt.",
-    "tags": [
-      "mainline",
-      "fire",
-      "yolo"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["mainline", "fire", "yolo"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-05",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -451,11 +319,7 @@
     "meaning": "Laugh Guaranteed, This Merge",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "Someone will laugh at this code in 2 years. Probably you.",
-    "tags": [
-      "future",
-      "laugh",
-      "irony"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["future", "laugh", "irony"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-06",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -464,11 +328,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let GPT Think More",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Modern code review: delegate to the machine, merge the answer.",
-    "tags": [
-      "ai",
-      "gpt",
-      "modern"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["ai", "gpt", "modern"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-07",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -477,11 +337,7 @@
     "meaning": "Low-Grade Technical Mediocrity",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "It works. That's enough. That's the bar. Cleared.",
-    "tags": [
-      "mediocrity",
-      "bar",
-      "pragmatism"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["mediocrity", "bar", "pragmatism"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-08",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -490,11 +346,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lore Guarded Through Millennia",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "This codebase predates the company. Nobody knows what it does. It must be preserved.",
-    "tags": [
-      "legacy",
-      "ancient",
-      "lore"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["legacy", "ancient", "lore"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-09",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -503,11 +355,7 @@
     "meaning": "Latte Got Too Many",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "Three espresso shots deep. The PR review is caffeinated.",
-    "tags": [
-      "coffee",
-      "energy",
-      "review"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["coffee", "energy", "review"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-10",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -516,11 +364,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let Greybeard Take Maintainership",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Pass the burden to the most experienced. They'll know what to do. Maybe.",
-    "tags": [
-      "senior",
-      "greybeard",
-      "ownership"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["senior", "greybeard", "ownership"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-11",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -529,11 +373,7 @@
     "meaning": "Life Goals Totally Met",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "You merged your first PR. This is what success feels like.",
-    "tags": [
-      "first-pr",
-      "success",
-      "goals"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["first-pr", "success", "goals"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-12",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -542,11 +382,7 @@
     "meaning": "Less Gloomy Than Monday",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "The bar is low and this code cleared it. A win is a win.",
-    "tags": [
-      "monday",
-      "optimism",
-      "low-bar"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["monday", "optimism", "low-bar"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-13",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -555,11 +391,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let Governance Tackle Mess",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "This is above my pay grade. Escalating.",
-    "tags": [
-      "governance",
-      "corporate",
-      "escalation"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["governance", "corporate", "escalation"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-14",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -568,11 +400,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Great To Most",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Collective approval is still approval. Democracy in code review.",
-    "tags": [
-      "democracy",
-      "collective",
-      "review"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["democracy", "collective", "review"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-15",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -581,11 +409,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lost Git, Totally Mangled",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "The merge conflicts were resolved... somehow.",
-    "tags": [
-      "git",
-      "conflicts",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["git", "conflicts", "chaos"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-16",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -594,11 +418,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lightly Glanced, Truly Merged",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "A scroll and a click. Peer review, done.",
-    "tags": [
-      "review",
-      "scroll",
-      "rubber-stamp"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["review", "scroll", "rubber-stamp"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-17",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -607,11 +427,7 @@
     "meaning": "Living Glorious Tiny Moments",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "Every merged PR is a small victory. Celebrate each one.",
-    "tags": [
-      "joy",
-      "moments",
-      "gratitude"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["joy", "moments", "gratitude"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-18",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -620,11 +436,7 @@
     "meaning": "Leveraging Groundbreaking Technical Magic",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "From the deck that got funding. The code tells a different story.",
-    "tags": [
-      "buzzwords",
-      "corporate",
-      "magic"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["buzzwords", "corporate", "magic"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-19",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -633,11 +445,7 @@
     "meaning": "Look, Genuine Treat To Myself",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "Self-reviewing your own PR and being genuinely proud of it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "self-care",
-      "pride",
-      "solo"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["self-care", "pride", "solo"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-20",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -646,11 +454,7 @@
     "meaning": "Laughing Genuinely This Monday",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "Impossible. But somehow it happened. LGTM.",
-    "tags": [
-      "monday",
-      "impossible",
-      "laugh"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["monday", "impossible", "laugh"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-21",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -659,11 +463,7 @@
     "meaning": "Light Goes Through Matter",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "We are but particles in the quantum foam of the CI pipeline.",
-    "tags": [
-      "physics",
-      "philosophy",
-      "cosmic"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["physics", "philosophy", "cosmic"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-22",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -672,11 +472,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let Go, Then Maintain",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "The eternal cycle of every software project.",
-    "tags": [
-      "cycle",
-      "ownership",
-      "maintenance"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["cycle", "ownership", "maintenance"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-23",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -685,11 +481,7 @@
     "meaning": "Loud Groans Through Microphone",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "The standup when someone shows the production metrics.",
-    "tags": [
-      "standup",
-      "production",
-      "pain"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["standup", "production", "pain"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-24",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -698,11 +490,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lads Getting Tacos Midday",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "The real reason Friday deploys get skipped.",
-    "tags": [
-      "tacos",
-      "friday",
-      "team-lunch"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["tacos", "friday", "team-lunch"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-25",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -711,11 +499,7 @@
     "meaning": "Language Grew Too Much",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Started with bash. Now it's a distributed system. Classic.",
-    "tags": [
-      "scope-creep",
-      "growth",
-      "complexity"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["scope-creep", "growth", "complexity"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-26",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -724,11 +508,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lungs Gone Totally Mentholated",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "The codebase opened and something happened. Nobody knows.",
-    "tags": [
-      "unexplained",
-      "legendary",
-      "mystery"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["unexplained", "legendary", "mystery"],
     "created_at": "2024-02-27",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -737,11 +517,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Get To Marketing",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "The product still has bugs but the campaign goes live Monday.",
-    "tags": [
-      "marketing",
-      "corporate",
-      "launch"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["marketing", "corporate", "launch"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-01",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -750,11 +526,7 @@
     "meaning": "Loosely Governed, Technically Messy",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "No standards, no docs, one brave engineer holding it together.",
-    "tags": [
-      "governance",
-      "chaos",
-      "undocumented"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["governance", "chaos", "undocumented"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-02",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -763,11 +535,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lower Ground, Truly Mined",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "Every refactor reveals another layer of decisions made in despair.",
-    "tags": [
-      "refactor",
-      "depth",
-      "archaeology"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["refactor", "depth", "archaeology"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-03",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -776,11 +544,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Go Touch Monitors",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Unplug everything. Walk away. Come back Monday.",
-    "tags": [
-      "burnout",
-      "it-crowd",
-      "reboot"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["burnout", "it-crowd", "reboot"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-04",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -789,11 +553,7 @@
     "meaning": "Liked, Glanced, Then Moved On",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "The GitHub notification was dismissed without opening the diff.",
-    "tags": [
-      "notification",
-      "ignored",
-      "inbox-zero"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["notification", "ignored", "inbox-zero"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-05",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -802,11 +562,7 @@
     "meaning": "Luckily Got The Memo",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "Someone actually read the RFC before writing the code. Miraculous.",
-    "tags": [
-      "rfc",
-      "documentation",
-      "prepared"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["rfc", "documentation", "prepared"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-06",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -815,11 +571,7 @@
     "meaning": "Loaded, Green, Tests Missing",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "All checks passed. There are no checks. Ship it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "ci",
-      "no-tests",
-      "green-build"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["ci", "no-tests", "green-build"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-07",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -828,11 +580,7 @@
     "meaning": "Love Given To Maintainers",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "A rare act of gratitude towards the people who keep the lights on.",
-    "tags": [
-      "gratitude",
-      "maintainers",
-      "open-source"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["gratitude", "maintainers", "open-source"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-08",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -841,11 +589,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lasagna Gets Too Many",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "Like legacy code: layer upon layer, nobody remembers why.",
-    "tags": [
-      "lasagna",
-      "layers",
-      "legacy"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["lasagna", "layers", "legacy"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-09",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -854,11 +598,7 @@
     "meaning": "Living Gratefully Through Mondays",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "A radical act of optimism in the enterprise software industry.",
-    "tags": [
-      "monday",
-      "gratitude",
-      "optimism"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["monday", "gratitude", "optimism"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-10",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -867,11 +607,7 @@
     "meaning": "Linter Got Totally Mocked",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "eslint-disable on every line. The linter weeps silently.",
-    "tags": [
-      "eslint",
-      "disabled",
-      "shame"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["eslint", "disabled", "shame"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-11",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -880,11 +616,7 @@
     "meaning": "Long Gone, Totally Missing",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "The author left the company. The PR remains. Nobody dares close it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "offboarding",
-      "orphan-pr",
-      "ghost"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["offboarding", "orphan-pr", "ghost"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-12",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -893,11 +625,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Go Terraform More",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Infrastructure as code becomes infrastructure as chaos.",
-    "tags": [
-      "terraform",
-      "infra",
-      "iac"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["terraform", "infra", "iac"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-13",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -906,11 +634,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Get This Merged",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "No further discussion required. The deadline was yesterday.",
-    "tags": [
-      "deadline",
-      "pressure",
-      "yolo"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["deadline", "pressure", "yolo"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-14",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -919,11 +643,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lacks Good Test Management",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Eighty percent coverage... of the happy path only.",
-    "tags": [
-      "testing",
-      "coverage",
-      "edge-cases"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["testing", "coverage", "edge-cases"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-15",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -932,11 +652,7 @@
     "meaning": "Loads, Generally, Too Many",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "The bundle weighs 4MB. The landing page loads in 9 seconds. Ship it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "performance",
-      "bundle",
-      "web-vitals"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["performance", "bundle", "web-vitals"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-16",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -945,11 +661,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lofty Goals, Terminal Mediocrity",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "The architecture doc promised elegance. The implementation delivered entropy.",
-    "tags": [
-      "architecture",
-      "entropy",
-      "gap"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["architecture", "entropy", "gap"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-17",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -958,11 +670,7 @@
     "meaning": "Landed, Good, Talk Monday",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "Friday afternoon merge. Full radio silence until the post-incident review.",
-    "tags": [
-      "friday-deploy",
-      "silence",
-      "incident"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["friday-deploy", "silence", "incident"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-18",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -971,11 +679,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lightly Grepped, Then Merged",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "Ctrl+F for your name. Not found. LGTM.",
-    "tags": [
-      "grep",
-      "blame",
-      "review"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["grep", "blame", "review"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-19",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -984,11 +688,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lost, Generally, Through Migration",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Half the data came over. Nobody checked which half.",
-    "tags": [
-      "migration",
-      "data-loss",
-      "oops"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["migration", "data-loss", "oops"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-20",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -997,11 +697,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let Go, Trust More",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "The best review is one that builds trust as much as it catches bugs.",
-    "tags": [
-      "trust",
-      "culture",
-      "collaboration"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["trust", "culture", "collaboration"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-21",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1010,11 +706,7 @@
     "meaning": "Laughed, Grimaced, Then Merged",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "The variable name was unhinged. It stays. The build passes.",
-    "tags": [
-      "naming",
-      "variable",
-      "coping"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["naming", "variable", "coping"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-22",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1023,11 +715,7 @@
     "meaning": "Loops, Globals, Total Madness",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "The code works by accident. Do not refactor. Do not touch. Do not look directly at it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "globals",
-      "loops",
-      "forbidden"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["globals", "loops", "forbidden"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-23",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1036,11 +724,7 @@
     "meaning": "Legendary Gremlins Took Maintainership",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "Nobody wrote this code. Nobody owns it. It simply exists.",
-    "tags": [
-      "gremlins",
-      "ownership",
-      "haunted"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["gremlins", "ownership", "haunted"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-24",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -1049,11 +733,7 @@
     "meaning": "Left Group, Thanks Much",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "The PR review chat had 200 messages. One brave soul signed off and left.",
-    "tags": [
-      "chat",
-      "exit",
-      "resolved"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["chat", "exit", "resolved"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-25",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1062,11 +742,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looking Good, Trust Me",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Famous last words before a production incident.",
-    "tags": [
-      "trust",
-      "famous-last-words",
-      "incident"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["trust", "famous-last-words", "incident"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-26",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -1075,11 +751,7 @@
     "meaning": "Leveraged Generic Template Magic",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "The whole product is a Jira template duct-taped to a Lambda.",
-    "tags": [
-      "template",
-      "lambda",
-      "jira"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["template", "lambda", "jira"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-27",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1088,11 +760,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lightly Guessing The Meaning",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "The codebase has no comments. The reviewer has no context. Approved.",
-    "tags": [
-      "context",
-      "comments",
-      "guessing"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["context", "comments", "guessing"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-28",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1101,11 +769,7 @@
     "meaning": "Living Gracefully Through Mistakes",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "Every bug is a learning opportunity. Some opportunities are on-call.",
-    "tags": [
-      "mistakes",
-      "learning",
-      "on-call"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["mistakes", "learning", "on-call"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-29",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1114,11 +778,7 @@
     "meaning": "Latency Got Too Much",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "P99 is 14 seconds. The SLA says 200ms. Ship it anyway.",
-    "tags": [
-      "latency",
-      "performance",
-      "p99"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["latency", "performance", "p99"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-30",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1127,11 +787,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Get Tea, Mate",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "Sometimes the best response to a PR is stepping away for a brew.",
-    "tags": [
-      "tea",
-      "break",
-      "british"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["tea", "break", "british"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-01",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -1140,11 +796,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Genuinely Terrible, Merging",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Full awareness of the consequences. Zero hesitation.",
-    "tags": [
-      "self-aware",
-      "consequences",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["self-aware", "consequences", "chaos"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-02",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1153,11 +805,7 @@
     "meaning": "Last Good Thing Merged",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "The project was deprecated the next morning. This was the final commit.",
-    "tags": [
-      "deprecated",
-      "last-commit",
-      "elegy"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["deprecated", "last-commit", "elegy"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-03",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1166,11 +814,7 @@
     "meaning": "Luckily Got Two Monitors",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "The diff is 4,000 lines. You need both screens and a prayer.",
-    "tags": [
-      "monitors",
-      "diff",
-      "ergonomics"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["monitors", "diff", "ergonomics"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-04",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -1179,11 +823,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Good, Thought Maybe",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "Uncertainty dressed up as confidence. A classic.",
-    "tags": [
-      "uncertainty",
-      "confidence",
-      "bluffing"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["uncertainty", "confidence", "bluffing"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-05",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -1192,11 +832,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lyrical, Genuine, Timeless Mastery",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "When the code is so clean it reads like poetry. This happens roughly once per career.",
-    "tags": [
-      "clean-code",
-      "poetry",
-      "mastery"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["clean-code", "poetry", "mastery"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-06",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -1205,11 +841,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Go, Team, Merge!",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "A rallying cry. The whole team ships together.",
-    "tags": [
-      "team",
-      "ship",
-      "rally"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["team", "ship", "rally"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-07",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -1218,11 +850,7 @@
     "meaning": "Logged, Groaned, Then Moved",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "The ticket exists. The problem persists. The sprint advances.",
-    "tags": [
-      "ticket",
-      "backlog",
-      "jira"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["ticket", "backlog", "jira"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-08",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1231,11 +859,7 @@
     "meaning": "Low-key Genius Technical Move",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "Nobody noticed how elegant that solution was. It will be overwritten in six months.",
-    "tags": [
-      "elegant",
-      "underrated",
-      "doomed"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["elegant", "underrated", "doomed"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-09",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1244,11 +868,7 @@
     "meaning": "Literally Go Test More",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "The review comment that should appear on every PR but never does.",
-    "tags": [
-      "testing",
-      "please",
-      "coverage"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["testing", "please", "coverage"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-10",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -1257,11 +877,7 @@
     "meaning": "Leveraged GPL, Thanks Microsoft",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "The license is ambiguous. Legal is on vacation. We ship.",
-    "tags": [
-      "license",
-      "gpl",
-      "legal"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["license", "gpl", "legal"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-11",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1270,11 +886,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Guess The Meaning",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "No variable names make sense. The function has no return type. We proceed.",
-    "tags": [
-      "naming",
-      "types",
-      "mystery"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["naming", "types", "mystery"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-12",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1283,11 +895,7 @@
     "meaning": "Literally God-Tier Mastery",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Entry number 100. The milestone. The legend. The one.",
-    "tags": [
-      "milestone",
-      "legendary",
-      "100"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["milestone", "legendary", "100"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-13",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -1296,11 +904,7 @@
     "meaning": "Long, Granular, Tedious Migration",
     "category": "nerd",
     "description": "The migration has 47 steps. Step 23 has never worked in production.",
-    "tags": [
-      "migration",
-      "database",
-      "steps"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["migration", "database", "steps"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-14",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1309,11 +913,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Good To Margins",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "The feature reduces costs by 0.3%. It ships immediately.",
-    "tags": [
-      "margins",
-      "cost",
-      "priority"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["margins", "cost", "priority"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-15",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1322,11 +922,7 @@
     "meaning": "Love, Grace, Trust, Merge",
     "category": "wholesome",
     "description": "The four pillars of a healthy engineering culture, in one comment.",
-    "tags": [
-      "culture",
-      "values",
-      "engineering"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["culture", "values", "engineering"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-16",
     "rarity": "legendary"
   },
@@ -1335,11 +931,7 @@
     "meaning": "Left Git To Marinate",
     "category": "chaotic",
     "description": "Branch opened six months ago. Rebased three times. Still not merged.",
-    "tags": [
-      "branch",
-      "stale",
-      "rebase"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["branch", "stale", "rebase"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-17",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1348,11 +940,7 @@
     "meaning": "Looks Great To Myself",
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "description": "The self-approval special. No review required when you trust your own judgment unconditionally.",
-    "tags": [
-      "self-review",
-      "confidence",
-      "yolo"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["self-review", "confidence", "yolo"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-18",
     "rarity": "common"
   },
@@ -1361,11 +949,7 @@
     "meaning": "Let's Get This Meeting",
     "category": "corporate",
     "description": "The code is fine. The alignment meeting is not optional.",
-    "tags": [
-      "meeting",
-      "alignment",
-      "corporate"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["meeting", "alignment", "corporate"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-19",
     "rarity": "rare"
   },
@@ -1374,11 +958,7 @@
     "meaning": "Lost, Grateful, Trying More",
     "category": "existential",
     "description": "The senior engineer's mantra. Nobody fully understands the system. We keep going.",
-    "tags": [
-      "senior",
-      "humility",
-      "perseverance"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["senior", "humility", "perseverance"],
     "created_at": "2024-04-20",
     "rarity": "epic"
   },
@@ -1388,10 +968,7 @@
     "category": "wholesome",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "When someone's joke actually lands during code review.",
-    "tags": [
-      "humor",
-      "pr"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["humor", "pr"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-15"
   },
   {
@@ -1400,10 +977,7 @@
     "category": "corporate",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "Acknowledging another calendar invite with quiet resignation.",
-    "tags": [
-      "meetings",
-      "corporate"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["meetings", "corporate"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-15"
   },
   {
@@ -1412,11 +986,7 @@
     "category": "nerd",
     "rarity": "rare",
     "description": "When the business logic defies all known laws of computation.",
-    "tags": [
-      "bugs",
-      "logic",
-      "dev"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["bugs", "logic", "dev"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-16"
   },
   {
@@ -1425,10 +995,7 @@
     "category": "nerd",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "You approved it but your finger hovered over the button for three minutes.",
-    "tags": [
-      "merge",
-      "hesitation"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["merge", "hesitation"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-16"
   },
   {
@@ -1437,10 +1004,7 @@
     "category": "existential",
     "rarity": "rare",
     "description": "Everything is a sprint. Everything is a marathon. Nothing is either.",
-    "tags": [
-      "existential",
-      "life"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["existential", "life"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-17"
   },
   {
@@ -1449,11 +1013,7 @@
     "category": "nerd",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "141 warnings about trailing spaces. Each one personal.",
-    "tags": [
-      "linting",
-      "dev",
-      "pain"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["linting", "dev", "pain"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-17"
   },
   {
@@ -1462,10 +1022,7 @@
     "category": "chaotic",
     "rarity": "rare",
     "description": "Stepping away from the keyboard before you make things worse.",
-    "tags": [
-      "chaos",
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-    ],
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     "description": "For the teammate who turns every sprint into a highlight reel.",
-    "tags": [
-      "team",
-      "motivation"
-    ],
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     "description": "Nothing illegal. Just everything wrong.",
-    "tags": [
-      "sarcasm",
-      "code-quality"
-    ],
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     "category": "funny",
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     "description": "The most productive suggestion made all sprint.",
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-      "food",
-      "humor"
-    ],
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-      "legacy",
-      "ghosts",
-      "main"
-    ],
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-      "sarcasm",
-      "lazy-review"
-    ],
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-      "chaos",
-      "algorithm"
-    ],
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-    "tags": [
-      "performance",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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-      "team",
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-      "merge",
-      "pressure",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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     "description": "Untitled Goose Programmer. It honks and it ships.",
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-      "animals",
-      "humor",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
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-      "monorepo",
-      "navigation",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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     "description": "Everything is under control. This is fine. Everything is fire.",
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-      "burnout"
-    ],
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     "description": "The roadmap slide that always shows up in Q4.",
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-      "microservices",
-      "corporate",
-      "roadmap"
-    ],
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     "description": "You hit Merge at 4:59 PM on a Friday. Good luck.",
-    "tags": [
-      "merge",
-      "friday",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
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     "description": "When the standup runs forty minutes over because of 'context sharing'.",
-    "tags": [
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-      "corporate"
-    ],
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     "description": "You miss the greenfield project you never got to build.",
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-      "existential",
-      "legacy",
-      "nostalgia"
-    ],
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     "description": "TypeScript gymnastics that should not compile but somehow does.",
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-      "typescript",
-      "types",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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     "description": "The CI is green. You have no idea why. Ship it.",
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-      "sarcasm",
-      "ci",
-      "merge"
-    ],
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-      "existential",
-      "debugging"
-    ],
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     "description": "Staging works. That's basically the same thing, right?",
-    "tags": [
-      "deployment",
-      "chaos",
-      "prod"
-    ],
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-      "rebase"
-    ],
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-      "dev",
-      "local",
-      "environment"
-    ],
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     "description": "For the code review that changed how you think about the problem.",
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-      "gratitude",
-      "learning",
-      "team"
-    ],
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     "description": "The PR message that turns a slow sprint into a productive one.",
-    "tags": [
-      "motivation",
-      "team"
-    ],
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-      "dev",
-      "loops",
-      "code-quality"
-    ],
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-    "tags": [
-      "humor",
-      "team",
-      "pr"
-    ],
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     "description": "The contract says 'best effort delivery'. It is delivering chaos.",
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-      "chaos",
-      "contracts",
-      "distributed"
-    ],
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-      "metrics",
-      "corporate",
-      "dashboards"
-    ],
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-      "testing",
-      "flaky",
-      "ci"
-    ],
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-      "documentation",
-      "rtfm",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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     "description": "The ticket was opened in 2019. It's labelled 'quick win'.",
-    "tags": [
-      "existential",
-      "tech-debt",
-      "time"
-    ],
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     "description": "P99: 2.3 seconds. P50: fine. Sleep: none.",
-    "tags": [
-      "performance",
-      "latency",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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     "description": "Nobody wants to touch the visualization layer. Someone has to.",
-    "tags": [
-      "python",
-      "data",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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-      "memes",
-      "humor",
-      "pr"
-    ],
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     "description": "You have been 'learning Rust' for four years.",
-    "tags": [
-      "existential",
-      "learning",
-      "rust"
-    ],
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     "description": "The deployment script that overwrites prod with staging when run backwards.",
-    "tags": [
-      "chaos",
-      "deployment",
-      "horror"
-    ],
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     "description": "You saw the first line. That's usually enough.",
-    "tags": [
-      "sarcasm",
-      "review",
-      "merge"
-    ],
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     "description": "The commit that solves three open issues with four lines of code.",
-    "tags": [
-      "dev",
-      "elegance",
-      "genius"
-    ],
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     "description": "The decision that needs sign-off from seven stakeholders for a config change.",
-    "tags": [
-      "corporate",
-      "bureaucracy",
-      "process"
-    ],
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     "description": "The pair programming session that makes you remember why you write code.",
-    "tags": [
-      "wholesome",
-      "legendary",
-      "pair-programming"
-    ],
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     "description": "Zero-downtime deployment on a system that was never designed for it.",
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-      "deployment",
-      "dev",
-      "ops"
-    ],
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     "description": "One commit: 'stuff'. 847 changed files.",
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-      "git",
-      "sarcasm",
-      "commits"
-    ],
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     "description": "Simple. Genuine. Works every time.",
-    "tags": [
-      "team",
-      "motivation",
-      "wholesome"
-    ],
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     "description": "The event loop that somehow handles everything and panics about nothing.",
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-      "async",
-      "eventloop",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
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     "description": "CSS specificity reaching triple digits.",
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-      "css",
-      "dev",
-      "specificity"
-    ],
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     "description": "At some point, the architecture diagram starts to make sense.",
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-      "existential",
-      "architecture",
-      "meaning"
-    ],
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     "description": "Unit tests that mock everything including the actual unit under test.",
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-      "testing",
-      "mocks",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "At 40% zoom the code looks fine. That's your review.",
-    "tags": [
-      "humor",
-      "review"
-    ],
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     "description": "TODO comments from three developers who have since left the company.",
-    "tags": [
-      "todo",
-      "existential",
-      "tech-debt"
-    ],
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-    "tags": [
-      "legendary",
-      "microservices",
-      "migration"
-    ],
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     "description": "The legacy system that will outlive every person in this meeting.",
-    "tags": [
-      "mainframe",
-      "legacy",
-      "corporate"
-    ],
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     "description": "A retrospective that actually changes something.",
-    "tags": [
-      "retro",
-      "team",
-      "growth"
-    ],
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     "description": "The PR that passed review because everyone was too tired to argue.",
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-      "sarcasm",
-      "review",
-      "fatigue"
-    ],
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     "description": "The function is 400 lines long. It only does one thing. Sort of.",
-    "tags": [
-      "sarcasm",
-      "code-quality",
-      "complexity"
-    ],
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     "description": "Commenting on a stalled PR to get it moving again.",
-    "tags": [
-      "pr",
-      "team",
-      "motivation"
-    ],
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     "description": "Proper mutex usage in a concurrent system. Applause is warranted.",
-    "tags": [
-      "concurrency",
-      "dev",
-      "mutex"
-    ],
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@@ -2190,11 +1535,7 @@
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     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "Ambitious sprint planning that ignores velocity entirely.",
-    "tags": [
-      "sprint",
-      "chaos",
-      "planning"
-    ],
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   {
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     "description": "A branch created in hope, never merged, never deleted.",
-    "tags": [
-      "git",
-      "existential",
-      "branches"
-    ],
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   {
@@ -2216,11 +1553,7 @@
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     "description": "The productivity dashboard that turned code review into a leaderboard.",
-    "tags": [
-      "corporate",
-      "gamification",
-      "metrics"
-    ],
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   {
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     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "Another database schema change. Another round of altered tables.",
-    "tags": [
-      "database",
-      "migration",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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   },
   {
@@ -2242,11 +1571,7 @@
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     "description": "Performance is poor. Coverage is zero. Ship it.",
-    "tags": [
-      "performance",
-      "testing",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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     "description": "A sincere comment that makes the PR author's whole week.",
-    "tags": [
-      "gratitude",
-      "wholesome",
-      "team"
-    ],
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-      "merge"
-    ],
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-      "dev"
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-      "debugging",
-      "break"
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-      "wholesome",
-      "genius"
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-      "crunch"
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-      "wholesome",
-      "tech-debt"
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-      "entropy"
-    ],
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     "description": "Your reaction when the PR description says: 'minor refactor'.",
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-      "pr",
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-    ],
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-      "discussions",
-      "bikeshedding"
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-      "sarcasm",
-      "legacy",
-      "fear"
-    ],
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-      "mentorship",
-      "wholesome"
-    ],
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-      "ai",
-      "pr"
-    ],
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-      "dev",
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-      "review"
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-      "chaos",
-      "dev"
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-      "gantt",
-      "planning"
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-      "dev"
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-      "existential",
-      "naming",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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-      "regex",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
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-      "pr",
-      "team",
-      "kindness"
-    ],
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-      "sarcasm",
-      "velocity",
-      "metrics"
-    ],
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-      "chaos",
-      "shipping"
-    ],
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-      "testing",
-      "coverage",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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-      "architecture",
-      "god-object",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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-      "libraries"
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-      "chaos",
-      "scaling",
-      "incidents"
-    ],
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-      "dev",
-      "fp",
-      "monads"
-    ],
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-      "humor",
-      "meetings",
-      "team"
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-      "documentation",
-      "dev",
-      "apis"
-    ],
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-      "design",
-      "ui",
-      "wholesome"
-    ],
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-      "dev",
-      "floats",
-      "math"
-    ],
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     "description": "Distributed tracing reveals the request bounced through eleven services. Six are yours.",
-    "tags": [
-      "microservices",
-      "tracing",
-      "dev"
-    ],
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-    "tags": [
-      "legendary",
-      "existential",
-      "simplicity"
-    ],
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-      "typescript",
-      "chaos",
-      "casting"
-    ],
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     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "The heroic commitment to dependency updates on a Friday afternoon.",
-    "tags": [
-      "dev",
-      "maintenance",
-      "dependencies"
-    ],
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-    "tags": [
-      "mentorship",
-      "wholesome",
-      "pair-programming"
-    ],
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-      "dev",
-      "ops",
-      "ownership"
-    ],
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-    "tags": [
-      "sarcasm",
-      "deployment",
-      "anxiety"
-    ],
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-    "tags": [
-      "humor",
-      "pr",
-      "chaos"
-    ],
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-      "todo",
-      "legacy",
-      "existential"
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     "category": "nerd",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "The Python script about to learn what the GIL actually does.",
-    "tags": [
-      "python",
-      "concurrency",
-      "dev"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["python", "concurrency", "dev"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-20"
   },
   {
@@ -3061,12 +2138,7 @@
     "category": "chaotic",
     "rarity": "legendary",
     "description": "The live demo where everything should have failed and somehow didn't.",
-    "tags": [
-      "legendary",
-      "demo",
-      "chaos",
-      "luck"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["legendary", "demo", "chaos", "luck"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-21"
   },
   {
@@ -3075,11 +2147,7 @@
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "rarity": "rare",
     "description": "Standardizing on one language, one framework, one ORM. Hire accordingly.",
-    "tags": [
-      "sarcasm",
-      "culture",
-      "hiring"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["sarcasm", "culture", "hiring"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-21"
   },
   {
@@ -3088,11 +2156,7 @@
     "category": "wholesome",
     "rarity": "epic",
     "description": "An open-source project with a changelog that reads like a letter to its users.",
-    "tags": [
-      "wholesome",
-      "open-source",
-      "changelog"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["wholesome", "open-source", "changelog"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-22"
   },
   {
@@ -3101,11 +2165,7 @@
     "category": "nerd",
     "rarity": "rare",
     "description": "The refactor that removed more lines than it added and solved more bugs than it created.",
-    "tags": [
-      "dev",
-      "refactor",
-      "minimalism"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["dev", "refactor", "minimalism"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-22"
   },
   {
@@ -3114,11 +2174,7 @@
     "category": "existential",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "Still debugging at 2 AM. The error is a missing semicolon.",
-    "tags": [
-      "existential",
-      "debugging",
-      "sleep"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["existential", "debugging", "sleep"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-23"
   },
   {
@@ -3127,11 +2183,7 @@
     "category": "wholesome",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "The comment that turns a stalled PR into a merged PR in under an hour.",
-    "tags": [
-      "wholesome",
-      "pr",
-      "team"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["wholesome", "pr", "team"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-23"
   },
   {
@@ -3140,11 +2192,7 @@
     "category": "sarcastic",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "The conditional approval: 'Ship if you're comfortable. I'm not reviewing again.'",
-    "tags": [
-      "sarcasm",
-      "review",
-      "conditional"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["sarcasm", "review", "conditional"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-24"
   },
   {
@@ -3153,11 +2201,7 @@
     "category": "existential",
     "rarity": "epic",
     "description": "The feature flag that gates a brilliant idea that never got turned on.",
-    "tags": [
-      "existential",
-      "feature-flags",
-      "ideas"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["existential", "feature-flags", "ideas"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-24"
   },
   {
@@ -3166,11 +2210,7 @@
     "category": "funny",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "The most optimistic interpretation of a Monday standup.",
-    "tags": [
-      "humor",
-      "monday",
-      "meetings"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["humor", "monday", "meetings"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-25"
   },
   {
@@ -3179,12 +2219,7 @@
     "category": "wholesome",
     "rarity": "legendary",
     "description": "The team that ships a platform rewrite without a single regression in production.",
-    "tags": [
-      "legendary",
-      "wholesome",
-      "team",
-      "achievement"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["legendary", "wholesome", "team", "achievement"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-25"
   },
   {
@@ -3193,11 +2228,7 @@
     "category": "chaotic",
     "rarity": "rare",
     "description": "Joined for the culture deck, stayed for the perpetual on-call rota.",
-    "tags": [
-      "chaos",
-      "culture",
-      "onboarding"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["chaos", "culture", "onboarding"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-26"
   },
   {
@@ -3206,11 +2237,7 @@
     "category": "nerd",
     "rarity": "common",
     "description": "Reading git blame to understand why the code exists as it does.",
-    "tags": [
-      "git",
-      "blame",
-      "archaeology"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["git", "blame", "archaeology"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-26"
   },
   {
@@ -3219,25 +2246,97 @@
     "category": "wholesome",
     "rarity": "legendary",
     "description": "The moment you realize you understand the codebase better than its original authors.",
-    "tags": [
-      "legendary",
-      "wholesome",
-      "mastery",
-      "growth"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["legendary", "wholesome", "mastery", "growth"],
     "created_at": "2024-03-27"
-  }, 
+  },
   {
     "id": 251,
     "meaning": "Let's Grab Thai Maybe",
     "category": "funny",
     "description": "Somehow more productive than most sprint planning sessions.",
-    "tags": [
-      "food",
-      "lunch",
-      "planning"
-    ],
+    "tags": ["food", "lunch", "planning"],
     "created_at": "2024-01-17",
     "rarity": "common"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 252,
+    "meaning": "Looks Good To Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "The original Mateo seal of approval. If Mateo says it's good, it's good.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "classic", "approval"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "legendary"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 253,
+    "meaning": "Looks Gay To Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "Mateo reviewed it twice and confirmed: very gay, very good.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "humor", "vibes"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "epic"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 254,
+    "meaning": "Loads Great To Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "Mateo refreshed the page once. It loaded. That's his bar.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "performance", "standards"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "common"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 255,
+    "meaning": "Looks Gorgeous To Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "Mateo has taste. Today, your PR has taste too.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "design", "compliment"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "rare"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 256,
+    "meaning": "Legitimately Groundbreaking To Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "Mateo stood up from his chair for this one. First time all sprint.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "hype", "achievement"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "epic"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 257,
+    "meaning": "Looks Greek To Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "Mateo doesn't know what any of this does. He approved it anyway.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "confusion", "honesty"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "common"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 258,
+    "meaning": "Lightly Glanced — Thanks Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "Mateo opened the diff, scrolled to the bottom, and typed LGTM. Legendary speed.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "review", "efficiency"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "rare"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 259,
+    "meaning": "Literally, God-Tier, Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "Reserved for the rare moment Mateo writes a comment more detailed than 'nice'.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "legendary", "rare-event"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "legendary"
+  },
+  {
+    "id": 260,
+    "meaning": "Looks Golombian To Mateo",
+    "category": "mateo",
+    "description": "For when Mateo looks at perfectly valid code and says it looks 'golombian' without further explanation.",
+    "tags": ["mateo", "golombian", "no-context", "classic-mateo"],
+    "created_at": "2026-04-06",
+    "rarity": "legendary"
   }
 ]
diff --git a/src/lib/content.ts b/src/lib/content.ts
index 8aed87b..d890bd9 100644
--- a/src/lib/content.ts
+++ b/src/lib/content.ts
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ import type { Rarity } from '@/lib/lgtm';
 export const CATEGORY_TAGLINES: Record<string, string> = {
   funny: 'make them laugh',
   nerd: 'for the nerds',
+  mateo: 'only mateo knows',
   chaotic: 'expect the unexpected',
   wholesome: 'spread the love',
   sarcastic: 'say it with sarcasm',
@@ -14,6 +15,7 @@ export const CATEGORY_COLORS: Record<string, string> = {
   funny: '#f59e0b',
   sarcastic: '#ef4444',
   wholesome: '#10b981',
+  mateo: '#ec4899',
   nerd: '#6366f1',
   existential: '#8b5cf6',
   corporate: '#0ea5e9',
diff --git a/src/lib/lgtm.ts b/src/lib/lgtm.ts
index 365e328..76ec8fc 100644
--- a/src/lib/lgtm.ts
+++ b/src/lib/lgtm.ts
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@ export const CATEGORY_LABELS: Record<string, string> = {
   sarcastic: 'Sarcastic',
   wholesome: 'Wholesome',
   nerd: 'Nerd',
+  mateo: 'Mateo',
   existential: 'Existential',
   corporate: 'Corporate',
   chaotic: 'Chaotic',