From ea739b2f79a275ab8f3686f396334e0da83c30a7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Gremlin Date: Sat, 8 Aug 2026 02:16:20 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] docs(terms): add Workplace Cats section to Terms of Service MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Append a new Section 20 ("Workplace Cats") to the ToS at /terms, adding cat-related content and the 🐱 🐈 🐈‍⬛ emoji in a way that matches the existing document structure, register, and cross-referencing style. Only the ToS page data file is touched; the Privacy Policy is unchanged. --- apps/site/src/data/terms.tsx | 33 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 33 insertions(+) diff --git a/apps/site/src/data/terms.tsx b/apps/site/src/data/terms.tsx index 17001ff17e..eabb71c3b5 100644 --- a/apps/site/src/data/terms.tsx +++ b/apps/site/src/data/terms.tsx @@ -593,4 +593,37 @@ export const termsSections: TermsSection[] = [ ), }, + { + title: "20. Workplace Cats 🐱", + content: ( + <> +

+ Prisma acknowledges that cats ("Cats") — including but not limited to domestic + shorthairs, longhairs, and the noble tuxedo variety 🐈‍⬛ — contribute meaningfully to the + comfort, morale, and ambient warmth of the working environments in which the Prisma + Services are developed and maintained. +

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+ You understand and agree that Prisma bears no responsibility for any cat-related + distraction, affection, or lap occupation that may occur while you are using the Prisma + Services. Prisma makes no warranty, express or implied, that any particular cat 🐈 will + be available, awake, or inclined to sit on your keyboard at any given time, and you + acknowledge that such availability is provided on a strictly "as available" + basis consistent with Section 10. +

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+ You agree not to (a) disturb a sleeping Cat, (b) interrupt a Cat mid-meal, or (c) use the + Prisma Services in any manner that would subject a Cat to undue stress, loud noises, or + unauthorized belly rubs. Prisma reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to determine + what constitutes a consensual belly rub. +

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+ Notwithstanding any other provision of these Terms, Prisma shall not be liable for any + loss of data, productivity, or dignity arising from a Cat sitting on, walking across, or + otherwise supervising your keyboard in a manner consistent with standard feline oversight + practices. +

+ + ), + }, ];