THE INTERNET

BUT EVERYTHING IS UPPERCASE.

ONCE IN 2012 I HAD A DREAM. WHAT IF YOU COULD BROWSER THE UPPER-CASE INTERNET? THEN, IN 2015 I FORGOT I HAD ALREADY HAD THAT DREAM AND HAD ANOTHER DREAM. NOW IT KINDA EXISTS, BUT AS A WEBSITE, NOT A WIFI NETWORK, SINCE HTTPS IS EVERYWHERE.

HOW IT WORKS

YOU TYPE A URL. THE WORKER FETCHES IT. HTMLREWRITER UPPERCASES ALL THE TEXT. A MUTATIONOBSERVER CATCHES ANYTHING THAT RENDERS LATE. CSS TEXT-TRANSFORM: UPPERCASE HANDLES THE REST. BELT, SUSPENDERS, AND DUCT TAPE.

RUN IT

PNPM INSTALL
PNPM DEV

THEN OPEN http://localhost:8787

DEPLOY IT

PNPM DEPLOY

WHAT'S IN HERE

• SRC/INDEX.TS — ROUTING
• SRC/LANDING.TS — REALLY GOOD UI
• SRC/PROXY.TS — PROXYS STUPID NON-UPPER-CASE INTERNET IN TO GOOD UPPSER-CASE INTERNET
• SRC/REWRITER.TS — REWRITES BAD HTML TO GOOD HTML
• SRC/UPPERCASE-SCRIPT.TS — MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE SPAS WORK?
• SRC/UTILS.TS — I DUNNO, ROBOTS WROTE THIS PART

WHAT DOESN'T WORK

MANY THINGS. MUCH OF THE INTERNET IS HOSTILE TO GLORIOUS UPPER-CASING.

WHY

THE COST OF BUILDING SOFTWARE IS LOWER THAN EVER. IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF WE DIDN'T USE SOME OF THOSE GAINS TO BUILD MORE STUPID SOFTWARE.